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| My name is Oscar Lauren, pronounced "La-wren", marketing representative. I am a Yellow-naped Amazon parrot. I am now 2 years old, but I am an excellent talker. I say 60 or 70 different things. I like to do the dive-bomber and whistle "Andy of Mayberry". If you call me Oscar Meyer wiener, I will correct you and say Oscar Lauren. My title here at Heavens Heathens is: Director of Marketing in charge of smoozing and sucking up. I love the ladies, especially if they are wearing red. I might even give you a kiss without biting your lip. Wouldn't you agree that I'm a rather unusual marketing representative. However, I'm very good at my job. I helped sell a number of my relatives and improve the image and reputation that a yellow-naped Amazon has. Yes, I was born with a snotty attitude, but I am very social and earned my title as Director of Marketing.
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